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Well, I’ve been working for twenty minutes and by the rules of weekend work, that means I’ve earned two hours of drinking. To The Clam!
Enter Clam Quarter and Clear a block
Wow, Quagmire! Look at all this new land we discovered! And we didn’t even have to kill a bunch of Indians to get it.
I’d really like a drink so I guess I’d better restock The Clam. It’s in worse shape than Current Celebrity’s Vagina.
Now this joke is timeless!
Repair The Drunken Clam
Help Jerome to Unlock him
Hey Jerome, can Quagmire and I get a drink?
Sorry, Peter, I don’t have any liquor. Bunch of damn chicken birds messed up my bar.
Guys, if we help Jerome restock the Clam, we’ll have a black friend! Then we can listen to rap music unselfconsciously.
Item Completion Responses
Thanks, no I’m one leather jacket away from being a cool black guy. (Oregano)
You can’t tell, but he said that very loudly. (Beer)
I like fast food places. They’re the only companies that use black people in their commercials. (Burger)
Well Jerome, there you go. Liquor, drugs, and fast food. What a conception our show has of black people.
Thanks again for helping me restock The Clam, Peter. High five! Now, I’m gonna teach you a cool ethnic handshake that you’ll be too afraid to ever actually use.
Do an Ethnic Handshake
Good job with that handshake. You’re almost cool enough to have furniture made out of leopard.
Maybe we can find beer at The Founding Father to restock The Clam. And if not, they have a lobster tank, so we can put on judge robes and sentence lobsters to death.
Build the Founding Father
Help Bruce to Unlock him
Hey, Bruce, can you help me get some booze for the Clam? If you do, I’ll give you gay presents!
Oh, I love gay presents!
There you go, Bruce. Please don’t use this until I have left the premises.
Thanks! Jeffrey will want some money to buy his own gifts after passive-aggressively dismissing mine.
Shiny things, shiny things, shiny thiiiings!!!
Wow, between Quagmire and Bruce, this shirt is gonna have all sorts of humanity on it.
Thanks for the gifts, Peter!
No problem! Modern Family has made it okay for people like me to be friends with people like you!
Yay Gay People!
I hope everyone as The Clam likes my bathtub gin. But, oh no, what if they don’t?! I bet if I was on “Hell’s Kitchen” I’d get spanked by that red-faced maniac. I’ll just hold that friendly little thought in my head while I work.
Make Bathtub Gin
Yay! I finished the bathtub gin for The Drunken Clam!
Oh, good. Let’s just tell Jerome it’s regular gin and not made in the same place we clean our feet and bums.
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