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Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Building drunkenclam thumbnail v6@4x Building foundingfathersrestaurant thumbnail v6@4x

Part 1Edit

Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Well, I’ve been working for twenty minutes and by the rules of weekend work, that means I’ve earned two hours of drinking. To The Clam!
Task Cost Time
Enter Clam Quarter and Clear a block 50 Icon-coin 0:00:20
Reward Coins Exp
75 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Wow, Quagmire! Look at all this new land we discovered! And we didn’t even have to kill a bunch of Indians to get it.

Part 2Edit

Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x I’d really like a drink so I guess I’d better restock The Clam. It’s in worse shape than Current Celebrity’s Vagina.
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Now this joke is timeless!
Task Cost Time
Repair The Drunken Clam 100 Icon-coin 0:02:00
Help Jerome to Unlock him
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Hey Jerome, can Quagmire and I get a drink?
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Sorry, Peter, I don’t have any liquor. Bunch of damn chicken birds messed up my bar.
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Guys, if we help Jerome restock the Clam, we’ll have a black friend! Then we can listen to rap music unselfconsciously.
Item Completion Responses
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Thanks, no I’m one leather jacket away from being a cool black guy. (Oregano)
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Thanks! (Beer)
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x You can’t tell, but he said that very loudly. (Beer)
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x I like fast food places. They’re the only companies that use black people in their commercials. (Burger)
Reward Coins Exp
75 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Well Jerome, there you go. Liquor, drugs, and fast food. What a conception our show has of black people.

Part 3Edit

Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Thanks again for helping me restock The Clam, Peter. High five! Now, I’m gonna teach you a cool ethnic handshake that you’ll be too afraid to ever actually use.
Task Time
Do an Ethnic Handshake 4:00:00
Reward Coins Exp
75 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Good job with that handshake. You’re almost cool enough to have furniture made out of leopard.

Part 4Edit

Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Maybe we can find beer at The Founding Father to restock The Clam. And if not, they have a lobster tank, so we can put on judge robes and sentence lobsters to death.
Task Cost Time
Build the Founding Father 500 Icon-coin 2:00:00
Help Bruce to Unlock him

Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x

Hey, Bruce, can you help me get some booze for the Clam? If you do, I’ll give you gay presents!
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Oh, I love gay presents!
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x There you go, Bruce. Please don’t use this until I have left the premises.
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Thanks! Jeffrey will want some money to buy his own gifts after passive-aggressively dismissing mine.
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Shiny things, shiny things, shiny thiiiings!!!
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Wow, between Quagmire and Bruce, this shirt is gonna have all sorts of humanity on it.
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Thanks for the gifts, Peter!
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x No problem! Modern Family has made it okay for people like me to be friends with people like you!
Reward Coins Exp
75 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Yay Gay People!

Part 5Edit

Facespace portrait bruce default@4x I hope everyone as The Clam likes my bathtub gin. But, oh no, what if they don’t?! I bet if I was on “Hell’s Kitchen” I’d get spanked by that red-faced maniac. I’ll just hold that friendly little thought in my head while I work.
Task Cost Time
Make Bathtub Gin 8:00:00
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Yay! I finished the bathtub gin for The Drunken Clam!
Reward Clams Exp
Icon-clam 75 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait petergriffin default@4x Oh, good. Let’s just tell Jerome it’s regular gin and not made in the same place we clean our feet and bums.

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