Cobra Kai in Quahog

Cobra Kai in Quahog is the questline for Johnny Lawrence. It is part of Kung Pow Quahog.

Required to Complete

Part 0

Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo! Are you here to help me train, too?

No, I'm here to drink some beer and beat up the Karate Kid... and it looks like we're all out of beer.

No we're not, I always have an emergency six pack in my pants.

You can fit a six-pack in your pants?

Well, not in the holder, stupid. I tape six individual beers to my legs.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Unlock Johnny Lawrence
	Have Johnny Flex His Pecs	4:00:00	50 30

Finishing Part 0

You'll be sorry you followed me here, Johnny.

You're the one who's gonna be sorry, Daniel!

No, I mean this town is awful and weird. There's a giant chicken walking around, and no one seems to care.

Rewards
																															15

Part 1

Are you here to cause trouble, Johnny?

No, just pick up my great aunt's prescriptions. She can't get out of bed.

Whoa, you get a bad rap, that's very nice of you.

Thanks! Everyone thinks I'm so mean because I roundhouse kicked my great aunt so hard she can't get out of bed.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Johnny Make a Clean Sweep	8:00:00	80 50
	Have Mort Sweep the Pharmacy	4:00:00	50 30

Finishing Part 1

Why'd you kick the side of my car?! There's a huge dent!

Because I'm awesome, and you're a nerd, and kicking stuff rules!

I would try to make you pay for it, but I feel like it's not gonna be worth the argument.

You got that right! I'm gonna go kick some more stuff. Kick! Kick! Kick!

Rewards
																															15

Part 2

You look a little unstable. Do you really think you're any match for the Cobra Kai?

Patience and focus are in my corner. I'm taking my training two steps at a time.

The saying is "one step at a time."

I tend to stumble around a lot with these new legs, so there's never just one step taken anywhere.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Johnny Shop for Headbands	6:00:00	65 45
	Have Bruce Go Shoe Shopping	6:00:00	65 45

Finishing Part 2

An older woman like you has no place in the dojo.

I can do whatever I want. Things have changed a lot since the 80s, Johnny.

How much?

Google the show "Transparent." It's on Amazon.

I only understood the word "show."

Rewards
																															15

Part 3

What makes you Cobra Kai material?

Well, for one thing, Karate is my middle name.

Is that so?

Yes. It's spelled S-T-E-V-E, but it's pronounced "Karate."

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Johnny Hype Cobra Kai	10:00:00	90 59
	Have Meg Study Snake Charming	5:00:00	60 38

Finishing Part 3

Okay, I'm here! When do I get my cobra?

Cobra Kai isn't about snakes. It's a karate dojo.

That stinks. Now who's gonna eat the mice under my bed? I can't eat 'em all myself.

Rewards
																															25