Enter the Ninja

Enter the Ninja is the questline for Ninja Stewie. It is part of Kung Pow Quahog.

Required to Complete

Part 1

Since when are you into learning martial arts?

Kindergarten is right around the corner, Brian.

So?

Kindergarten is like prison. You've gotta make someone your bitch the first day, then you never have to share your crayons.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ninja Stewie Milk It	6:00:00	65 45
	Have Chris Teach Karate to Turtles	2:00:00	30 20

Finishing Part 1

My baby brother is a ninja! This is so cool!

Thanks, Chris.

Almost as cool as if you were also a turtle. Become a turtle!

It's so hard to keep this family of buffoons happy.

Rewards
																															15

Part 2

Bri, do you think I could be a member of the "3 Ninjas"?

Well, no, because then it wouldn't be the "3 Ninjas," Stewie.

Who cares?! They're white, they have white parents, and they never explain why they have a Japanese grandpa! The franchise already made no sense!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ninja Stewie Study Ninja Stuff	4:00:00	50 30
	Have Bruce Tiptoe Like a Ninja	4:00:00	50 30

Finishing Part 2

Did you know when I do a push-up, I'm actually just pushing the entire world down?

You can't change Chuck Norris memes to make them about yourself, Stewie.

If First Lady's can steal speeches, I can steal memes.

Rewards
																															15

Part 3

Here's some ninja wisdom for you: If you follow others, you will lose your own path.

How many soggy China King fortune cookies did you go through to find that one?

A ton. Most of the fun of being a ninja is going bonkers on food at Panda Express.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ninja Stewie Fight Hunger	10:00:00	90 59
	Have Bonnie Flirt With Ninjas	6:00:00	65 45

Finishing Part 3

Aw, are you my little ninja cheerleader, Stewie?

No, I was trying to lower from the ceiling to strangle you. But now that I'm caught, can I have five dollars for a terrible martial arts competition soft pretzel?

Rewards
																															15

Part 4

Ninja life is exhausting, Brian. I always have to be on my guard.

Now you know how it feels to be a dog. Peter and Lois depend on me to constantly be guarding the house.

Brian, I do the Cheerio Challenge on you at least three times a week when you're drunk. My record is thirty. That's a lot. You're not guarding crap.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ninja Stewie Choose His Weapon	8:00:00	80 50
	Have Mort Sell Vitamins to Ninjas	8:00:00	80 50

Finishing Part 4

I'm hanging up my nunchucks. My ninja days are behind me, Brian.

That was short-lived. What was the final straw?

You think gym locker rooms are weird? They got nothin' on dojo locker room shenanigans.

Rewards
																															30