A New Excellent Adventure

A New Excellent Adventure is the questline for week one of the Quahog's Excellent Adventure event.

Required to Complete

Part 1

Hello, tiny dude! I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire. You probably know me as part of the greatest rock band of all time, Wyld Stallyns!

Sorry, I've never heard of you. But don't feel too bad, I'm a baby, I only know the Wiggles.

But the Wiggles are all you really need. They melt faces, man!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Learn About Quahog's Excellent Adventure!
	Power Up The Phone Booth
	Learn About Achievements

Finishing Part 1

Greetings, I am Ted "Theodore" Logan. My best friend Bill met Stewie, and, like, we're all time travelers!

Oh, that's cool. What brings you to Quahog?

So, like, it turns out that this is the age of ordering stuff from your phone, so me and Bill are gonna be the first time travel rideshare!

Damn, that's a great idea. I might have to go back in time and invent that before you do. Did you know that's actually how Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook? He's a jerk time traveler, too.

Rewards
15			20

Part 2

Hey, Lois, check it out. I downloaded this app that lets me call a time machine right to our place.

You did? That sounds awfully dangerous.

It is! I'm gonna go in the past and stomp a bunch of butterflies to see if it makes that awful Ashton Kutcher movie never happen.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Travel to Colonial America!
	Complete "Revolutionary Vacation Pt.1" Achievement
	Unlock Tea Party Building

Finishing Part 2

Whoa, cool outfit, dude! So, you wanna go back to Colonial times?

Hell yeah! The amount of gout I have, which is some, will be very low for those times.

Rewards
15			20

Part 3

Did Dad's time machine leave already?

I think so. He went back to Colonial times.

Aw, he was supposed to take me with him! I wanna go back and be the simpleton playing a fife in the middle of an active warzone!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Learn about Red Coats and Generals
	Complete "The British Are Coming! Pt.1" Achievement

Finishing Part 3

Bye, Joe! My time machine's here!

Wait, you're not taking me with you to Colonial times?

No ramps.

Ah, right. Back then, I woulda had to live on a pile of hay. Have fun, babe!

Rewards
20			35

Part 4

You know, it'll be nice having all the boys out of the house for a little bit.

Oh, I didn't realize Stewie went with Dad and Chris.

Oh, crap, Stewie. I always forget about him. Eh, the dog'll take care of him.

Okay, this right here? This is why we never get you anything for Mother's Day.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Collect a Tea Bag from Clearing a Redcoat
	Use Two Tea Bags to Craft a Tea Crate
	Bomb One Redcoat General

Finishing Part 4

I'm kind of jealous that Dad and Chris got to travel through time and we're stuck at home.

Come on, we can make our own fun. I'll go open a bottle of wine.

Mom, I'm not old enough to drink.

I know, that's why you get to drive me to Taco Bell at 2 AM. Girls weekend!

Rewards
30			45

Part 5

This isn't like losing Napoleon at the mall. If you and Ted don't keep tabs on your riders, they could change history.

I'm sure Quahog's time travelers will play it safe, dude.

You'd feel differently if you knew how many times we've saved Peter from fire ants. No one gets attacked by fire ants that much without trying.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Unlock Musketeer Mike's
	Complete "The British Are Coming! Pt.2" Achievement
	Have Bonnie Shop for Band Posters	4:00:00	50 30

Finishing Part 5

Ted, I'm not telling you how to run your business, but you need to be careful. Disrupting the timeline can have serious consequences.

Chill out, little dude, we'll keep an eye on everyone.

Well, you talk like the stoned turtle from "Finding Nemo," so that's good enough for me.

Wait a minute, there's a stoned car in "Cars" too. I think Pixar might be run by a bunch of druggos!

Rewards
20			35

Part 6

Hey, with that phone booth, you kind of remind me of that famous time traveler. What's his name? Doctor...

Who.

The Doctor.

Who!

The time traveling Doctor!

Who!

I can see this is getting us nowhere. You're lucky I'm old and have nowhere to go and this is going to be the highlight of my day.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Complete "Tea Time Pt.2" Achievement
	Complete "Crate and Peril Pt.4" Achievement
	Unlock Stars & Stripes Seamstresses

Finishing Part 6

Okay, look, there's this guy. He travels through time in a box. What is his name?

Who!

The Doctor!

Who!

The guy with the box!

Who!

You have no idea how much I cherish these interactions.

Rewards
30			45

Part 7

I'm glad you made it back without screwing up history!

I'm just chargin' my phone. Then I'm goin' back to 1773 because I convinced the guys to make the Boston Tea Party into a pub crawl.

Wait, you turned the Boston Tea Party into the Boston Pub Crawl?

Yeah, it's more fun that way. You get to drink in a bar, then once you're starting to have fun, BAM, time to leave and walk to the next place.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Unlock Gettysburger
	Have Colonial Peter Chase Off Redcoats	3:00:00	45 28

Finishing Part 7

Stewie, we have a big problem. Peter's changing the Boston Tea Party into the Boston Pub Crawl!

Uh-oh, if he succeeds, the American Revolution may never take place!

Wait, does that mean no more fireworks on the Fourth of July? Because I'm totally fine with that. Those things scare the crap out of me.

I know, but you look so cute in your Thundershirt! That alone is worth saving America for.

Rewards
30			45

Part 8

Pardon me, Ted, any chance you can stop taking people from Quahog into the past. I'm worried they're going to ruin the present.

No can do, dude. We're doin' so well, we're gonna expand the business!

No, no, that's a terrible idea! And where are you going to get more phone booths? They stopped making those over a decade ago.

We got a good deal on slightly-used port-o-potties. They stink, but they smell way better than the past. Pooping in the street was the name of the game until like 100 years ago.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Unlock Lincoln's Cabin
	Complete the "Colonial Construction Pt. 8" Achievement
	Check back next week!

Finishing Part 8

It appears Bill and Ted don't plan on taking responsibility for their time travelers. So it's up to us. We'll use my time machine and fix anything those tourists mess up.

Sweet. So we'll sort of be like time cops!

Yes, but there's no way you can do sweet splits like Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Yeah, I'm not even gonna try. Last week I threw my back out while masturb-- writing. I threw my back out while writing. Hey, I'm just gonna go back in time real quick, undo this conversation...

Rewards
50			65

Upon completing this quest, the questline for week two, More Excellent Adventures, will begin.