New Brian, Old Tricks

New Brian, Old Tricks is the quest line for New Brian. It is part of The Graveyard district.

Required to Complete

Part 1

Hi, Stewie!

New Brian?! Didn't I kill you, mutilate your body, then use your high credit score to get a cellphone?

Ha ha, yeah, you did! It was super fun for my family to dispute those charges!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have New Brian Play Guitar	8:00:00	80 50
	Have Peter Dance the Shipoopi	8:00:00	80 50

When Finished

So, Stewie, did you like my song?

You mean your song detailing how I murdered you? No, not really a fan.

Well, you might like some of my other songs. Here's a track list.

Hmmm... "Stewie Murdered Me", "I Was Killed By Stewie", "I Am Dead (Beacause of Stewie, featuring Sia)"... wow, she's quite a get!

Rewards
100			30

Part 2

New Brian, I need you to answer me this one question: do all dogs really go to heaven?

Well, most do. But there's a Dog Hell, too.

Really? What dogs are even in there?

Cujo, and weirdly Air Bud. He totally Kobe'd out of that road trip.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have New Brian Sort Trash	6:00:00	65 50
	Have Quagmire Giggity Strut	2:00:00	30 20

When Finished

Hey, thanks for sorting through our recyclables.

That's not why I was in the trash. I saw an old candy bar wrapper that I wanted to eat.

I mean, I'm already dead. I can finally try chocolate!

Rewards
100			30

Part 3

Hey, gang, who wants some of this freshly-baked pie I made?

What kind of pie is it?

Beef Liver and the Back-of-Dad's-sandal. Those are my favorite flavors!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have New Brian Enjoy Pie	12:00:00	100 65
	Have Chris Eat a Large Ham	8:00:00	80 50

When Finished

Hey, New Brian, you know what goes well with this pie?

Ice cream.

Aw, I wanted you to say "Cool Whip", but ice cream is really great with pie. I can't even get mad at you while I'm thinking about it.

Upon completing this part of the quest, New Brian's Grave becomes available.