Show Me Your Tan Lines is the main quest for the Luxury Resort: Tan Lines district.
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Part 0[]
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Lois, guess what?! We won a free vacation to this fancy new resort, Tan Lines!
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That's amazing! How did you win it?
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It was a radio station giveaway! The fifteenth caller won!
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I was actually the only caller since no one else listens to the radio anymore, they just gave it to me!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Open Tan Lines
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Finishing Part 0[]
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Lois, I'm so jealous that you get to go to Tan Lines!
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You think you're jealous now? Wait until I clog your Instagram feed with pictures of my feet facing bodies of water.
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And I already have a hilarious caption: "View from my office today." Haha! No one's ever made that joke before!
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Rewards
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50
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25
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Part 1[]
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Brian, we're going on holiday! Tan Lines, here we come!
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Oh, is your life as a baby so stressful you need to relax?
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Dude, you're a dog. Neither of us deserve it, but let's just roll with it!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Brian Read Snobby Cultural Travel Guides
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6:00:00
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65 45
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Check A Character into the Tan Lines Resort
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Learn About Tan Lines Resort
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Finishing Part 1[]
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Did you pack the inflatable rafts, Brian?
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Yup.
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Great. I like to prick holes in them and watch the fat man try to blow them up until he passes out.
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Rewards
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50
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25
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Part 2[]
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Death, what are you doing at Tan Lines? Please don't ruin my vacation!
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Don't worry, I'm on vacation, too. Plus, sometimes people die on vacation. Usually it's an overweight uncle dancing too hard to "Gangnam Style."
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Peter Buy Pricey Voltage Adapters
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4:00:00
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50 30
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Have Lois Overpack
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4:00:00
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50 30
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Collect 3 Bronze Keys
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Finishing Part 2[]
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Did you pack a sun hat, Brian? You better pack a sun hat.
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I'm covered in fur, Stewie. I won't burn at Tan Lines.
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C'mon, wear a sun hat with me, man. Let's be terrible together!
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Rewards
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50
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25
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Part 3[]
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Brian! What are you doing on vacation here?
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Just gettting into some me time, you?
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For the rippin' and the tearin'. The rippin' and the tearin'.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Peter Check out Travel Websites
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8:00:00
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80 50
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Unlock the Mezzanine
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4:00:00
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Finishing Part 3[]
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Tan Lines is an absolute paradise! I've drank so many drinks with banana in them that I'm not gonna poop for a week!
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Rewards
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25
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12
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Part 4[]
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Santa?! What are you doing at Tan Lines?!
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I'm on vacation, Chris.
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But you only work one night a year...
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That's what everyone thinks! "He sees you when you're sleeping. He sees when you're awake." That's all the time, nitwit!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Fill the First Two Floors of the Tan Lines Resort
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Have Herbert Research Family-Friendly Resorts
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8:00:00
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80 50
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Finishing Part 4[]
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Oh hey Chris, would you mind applyin' my sunscreen?
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Sure, Mr. Herbert.
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And don't get freaked out at my sunspots. When you're as old as I am, most of your doctors just give up trying to help you.
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Rewards
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25
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12
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Part 5[]
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Would you like to take a tour of the resort?
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You're giving tours? Sure, where do we start?
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At the beginning, silly! I'm your tour guide Jillian. I began when my dad's condom broke in my mom.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Collect From the Tan Lines Resort
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24:00:00
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180 120
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Place 5 Palm Trees
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Have Brian Learn Foreign Languages
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1:00:00
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20 12
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Finishing Part 5[]
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Thanks for the tour of Tan Lines, Jillian.
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No problem, Stewie! I loved crawling around with you all day.
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Yeah, about that, you do see that I can walk, right? That was weird and unnecessary.
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Rewards
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32
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17
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Part 6[]
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Hey Dad, don't you think the little person on the island money looks kinda like Stewie?
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Chris, that is offensive. I believe the politically correct term for "little person" is "munchkin."
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Munchkins are people and delightful donut holes!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Collect 6 Green Stewie Bucks
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Convert a Green Buck to Blue Stewie Buck
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Finishing Part 6[]
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Hey, did you see the guy on the Tan Lines money looks just like you?
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Oh, yeah? Well, you look like Sam, the pure-bred Chinese Crested hairless dog that won the Sonoma-Marin Fair World's Ugliest Dog Contest three times!
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That was a knowledgable burn.
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I know, I've had that in my back pocket for like, a year.
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Rewards
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50
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25
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Part 7[]
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This is the best vacation ever! Do we have to leave so soon?
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I guess I could ask the Swansons to check on the house and put a little more food in Meg's bowl.
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Yay!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Place the Tiki Bar
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Unlock the Corporate Center
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4:00:00
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Finishing Part 7[]
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Meg, we're back from Tan Lines!
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What the hell! I went to grab my sunglasses and you guys were gone!
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Rihanna was playing on the radio. When Rihanna says to "Shut Up and Drive," you listen.
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Rewards
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50
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25
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