Tea Partying is the questline for Colonial Peter. It is part of the Quahog's Excellent Adventure event.
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Part 0[]
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Welcome to our time-traveling rideshare phone booth! Want to check out an epic party?
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Sure! Can I pay through the app? My cash pocket and my Toaster Strudel pocket are the same pocket.
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So I can give you either sticky money or dirty food. It's a bad system.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Unlock Colonial Peter
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Finishing Part 0[]
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You look ready to tea party, dude! So what do you think of Boston 1773?
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It's a bunch of drunk, angry white guys, yellin' about how they hate the government and wishin' their lives were better...
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It's just like Boston is now! It's awesome!
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15
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Part 1[]
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Chris, what are you doin' in colonial times?
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I used Bill and Ted's phone booth like you did! Speaking of which, did it give you the poops too?
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I don't know, Chris. I've had diarrhea since 1998, so to pinpoint a cause is just shootin' in the dark.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Colonial Peter Do Target Practice
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4:00:00
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50 30
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Have Chris Stink Up the Outhouse
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2:00:00
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30 20
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Finishing Part 1[]
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Bonnie, you're here, too? What are you doin' in the past?
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In 1773, I'm awesome at basketball.
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20
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Part 2[]
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I thought colonial times would be more fun.
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You're not having a good time, dude? I thought you'd dig all the drinking and not showering.
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I do, but I don't get to enjoy any of it. Everyone treats me like a grandpa, because I'm so close to the life expectancy age.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Rewards
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Have Colonial Peter Go Fly a Kite
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6:00:00
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65 45
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Have Bonnie Read About Time Travel
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4:00:00
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50 30
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Finishing Part 2[]
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How would ya like to join your old man at the Boston Tea Party, Chris?
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You like tea parties, too? First, I find out there's a bunch of other guys who are also into "My Little Pony," and now this! Life is good!
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35
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Part 3[]
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I got an idea! Why don't we turn this Boston Tea Party into a Boston pub crawl?!
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I don't know, dude. That, like, seems like it might not be a good idea.
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What do you know about good ideas? Your band name Wyld Stallyns is so confusin' you gotta walk someone through how to Google you.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Colonial Peter Crash a Tea Party
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3:00:00
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45 28
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Have Chris Run Around With Bucket on Head
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4:00:00
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50 45
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Finishing Part 3[]
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Are you sure a Boston pub crawl is a good idea?
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Of course! There's no better way to stick it to the man than having a disorganized group of drunk people jaywalking from bar to bar.
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45
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Part 4[]
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You gotta come back to 1773 with me! I'm makin' history fun by turning the Boston Tea Party into a Pub Crawl.
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Peter, you had me at "crawl." Anytime I can be part of the majority, I'm in!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Colonial Peter Ride Wild Stallions
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8:00:00
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80 50
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Have Joe Investigate Source of Prank Calls
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12:00:00
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100 65
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Finishing Part 4[]
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Lois is worried if I change the Boston Tea Party to a Pub Crawl, nothing else in history will stay the same, and present day could be changed.
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I say go for it. If we enter an alternate reality where men don't wear skinny jeans and teenage girls don't dye their hair grey, I'm all for it.
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30 
