First Person Looter is the questline for Christmas Morning Peter. It is part of the Quahog's Not So Silent Night Christmas event.
Required to Complete[]
Part 0[]
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It looks like Chris' dream-version of Peter has come to Quahog! He's running around in a onesie, chasing all the video game characters!
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Are you sure that he's not just drunk? He does that occasionally when he drinks.
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I'm sure. Chris has a dream book under his bed, and there are several drawings of Peter just like this!
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Not to mention a whole book of drawings of different members of the animal kingdom with huge boobs. He's, uh, got quite the imagination.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Earn Christmas Morning Peter
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Have Christmas Morning Peter Be a Kid Again
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12:00:00
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12 2
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Finishing Part 0[]
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Peter, this is going to sound crazy, but I think you've turned into Chris' dream version of you.
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That doesn't sound crazy. Barfing through the strings of a harp sounds crazy. It's all, "squish-squish-squish" and then "bling-bling-bling."
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. I'd show you, but I'm not allowed in the harp store anymore.
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Rewards
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5
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3
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Part 1[]
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It's Christmas season, Joe. So you know what that means. It's also lootin' season!
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Peter, looting is illegal. You do remember I'm a cop, right?
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No, I forget. Then I remember, and get mad to see my tax dollars "hard at work."
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Christmas Morning Peter Remember Saturday Mornings
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6:00:00
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8 1
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Have Joe Watch Christmas Movies
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4:00:00
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6 1
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Finishing Part 1[]
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Are you collecting the runaway toys and games to help clean up the town, or because you want them for yourself?
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Duh. To clean up the town. If I wanted something for myself, I'd just give it to you as your present.
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Oh. That's why you give me the Blade Trilogy every year.
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Yeah, dummy. Quit throwing it away so I can stop buying it.
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Rewards
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3
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2
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Part 2[]
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Peter, why are you running around town in your onesie?
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Because some jerk on a police horse said I had to stop running around in pasties and a thong screaming, "free the nipple!"
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In that case, I suppose the onesie is fine. And as always with you, I'm sorry I asked.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Christmas Morning Peter Shock Others With Static Electricity
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4:00:00
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6 1
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Have Mort Jetpack to Safety
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10:00:00
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90 60
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Finishing Part 2[]
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Peter, you gotta stop going outside in that onesie. It's nasty. The fleece picks up everything you walk in or sit in.
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Don't forget roll in.
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What? Why are you rolling in stuff?
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To cover my scent. I have lots of natural predators, and also predators who are after me for spite or revenge.
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Rewards
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4
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2
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Part 3[]
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How do you keep video game hostages happy after you trap them and make them your prisoner?
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I'm not someone you can just come to for advice, Peter. You need to be a paying customer.
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Okay, one beer, please. And how do you keep video game hostages happy after you trap them and make them your prisoner?
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Pistachios. No prisoner knows they're a prisoner while they're working hard to enjoy some pistachios.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Christmas Morning Peter Wear Pajamas Outside
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6:00:00
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8 1
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Have Jerome Bake Sandy Scones for Santa
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8:00:00
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9 1
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Finishing Part 3[]
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Peter, hoarding all of the toys and video game stuff isn't helping this Christmas situation.
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I don't care, for once I'm doing something for me.
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Peter, that's literally the only reason you do anything.
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I know. I realized as soon as I heard the words come out of my mouth. I'm the worst!
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Rewards
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4
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2
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