Flighty Behavior

Flighty Behavior is the questline for Tinkerbell. It is part of Peter's Booty Haul.

Required to Complete

Part 1

Hi, Brian.

Hi, Tinker Bell. Has anyone ever told you that your voice sounds like that iPhone twinkle ringtone.

That is my voice. Why do you think I showed up here in a Maserati? I make bank, kid.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Tinkerbell Be a Dust Dealer	6:00:00	65 45
	Have Joe Make a Pixie Dust Bust	6:00:00	65 65

Finishing Part 1

Are your pupils always so dilated?

Are your legs always so useless?

This is a tough way to learn that not all fairies are nice.

Rewards
																											3

Part 2

You know, I've never been with a girl your size before.

And you never will.

Oh, man! Little and feisty! That's like, my 13th favorite type of girl!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Tinkerbell Get Zapped	10:00:00	90 59
	Have Quagmire Catch Lightning Bugs	8:00:00	80 80

Finishing Part 2

Tinker Bell, I saw you texting while flying. Do you know how dangerous that is?

Yeah, but I'm good at texting and driving. It's only dangerous when other people do it.

Rewards
																											4

Part 3

You know, Tinker Bell, a lot of peoples in this town call me a fairy.

Why, because you can fly and help others fly with pixie dust?

No, it's 'cause of other stuff.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Tinkerbell Make Small Talk	4:00:00	50 30
	Have Bruce Tell Fairy Tales	2:00:00	30 30

Finishing Part 3

Bri, will you help me draft a letter to Tinker Bell?

Sure, what do you want to say to her?

I want to ask her if I can have brunch with her sister, Kristen Bell. I can tell by those washing machine commercials that she works hard but brunches harder.

Rewards
																											5

Part 4

I don't think Tinker Bell is feeling well, can you take her to Dr. Hartman?

What's wrong with her?

Well, she's clearly a midget on drugs. They're fun to throw around at parties, but they need serious help.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Tinkerbell Swab the Deck	8:00:00	80 50
	Have Meg Swab for Ear Wax	4:00:00	50 50

Finishing Part 4

Good news, Tinker Bell! You're in excellent physical condition for a fairy of your size. However, your psych evaluation suggests you suffer from Peter Pan Syndrome.

Sorry, wrong chart! Peter Pan suffers from Peter Pan Syndrome. You just have a mole on your left thigh that you ought to get checked out.

Rewards
																											6

Part 5

I dressed up like you for Halloween once. 2012 was big for slutty fairy costumes.

Oh, then 2016 must be big for just dressing up like a regular slut?

Wow. You're a tiny devil. Is that what I'm like to other people?

Awesome!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Tinkerbell Mellow Out	12:00:00	100 65
	Have Connie Stay Beautiful	8:00:00	80 50

Finishing Part 5

You seem subdued, Tinker Bell. Off the fairy dust?

No, I just finished binge-watching "Flaked." What a let down.

Yeah, how many white-people-problems can one guy with a huge forehead have?

Rewards
																											7