Grasping at Straws

Grasping at Straws is the questline for Scarecrow Peter. It is part of the There's No Place Like Quahog event.

Required to Complete

Part 0

I'm sick of scarecrows gettin' a bad rep, so I'm gonna prove to everyone I ain't scary.

How are you gonna do that?

By kissing crows. Every crow I see, I'm gonna give a him a kiss. Nothin' scary about that.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Earn Scarecrow Peter
	Have Scarecrow Peter Play With Fire	4:00:00	6 30

Finishing Part 0

Thanks for helping me. I've been cooking in that hot, sunny field for years. My pee is the color of the Texas Longhorns.

Rewards
3

Part 1

Y'know, bein' a scarecrow isn't just about hangin' out in a field all day. We have to deal with a lot of things.

Like what?

Well, for one, horses are constantly tryin' to eat me 'cause of my tasty hay insides.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Scarecrow Peter Flirt With Trouble	6:00:00	8 45
	Have Bonnie Flirt with Poolboy	2:00:00	30 20

Finishing Part 1

So do you really not have a brain?

Nope.

So you won't be able to argue when I ask you to clean out the gutters?

No, that's all instinct, so I'll still argue. I'll just accidentally break more stuff around the house. It's a lose-lose for you.

Rewards
3

Part 2

It's nice to be out in the world for a change. Bein' stuck in the field is super boring.

Isn't there anything you can do to help pass the time?

I try singin' to myself, but I only know one song.

It's "Summer Girls" by L.F.O. That song's so dumb. It's literally just listing things that once existed.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Scarecrow Peter Fart Straw	4:00:00	6 30
	Have Jerome Spray Air Freshener	6:00:00	8 45

Finishing Part 2

You know, you're the first talking scarecrow I've ever met. Are there others like you?

Oh yeah, and we've got a rich culture. Like, when one of us dies, we burn the body like a Viking funeral.

Since we're so flammable, the whole thing takes, like, 3 minutes. Then it becomes a mad-dash back to the dead guy's house to loot his crap!

Rewards
3

Part 3

I feel so bad that you've been stuck in that field for so long. It must have been so depressing for you.

Not really. Scarecrows don't feel depression.

Oh, that's kind of interesting. Is that like a genetic thing?

Nope. We all down handfuls of Xanax. And that's got nothin' to do with not havin' brains, it's just what people in rural areas do for fun.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Scarecrow Peter Speak Nonsense	10:00:00	10 59
	Have Mort Count Pills	8:00:00	9 50

Finishing Part 3

So, do you do anything for fun?

Yeah, I play football.

Really? You don't seem like the type.

Well, I don't play in any of the games, I'm used as a tackling dummy. And thanks to concussions, I'm not the most brainless guy on the team!

Rewards
5

Part 4

Um... Toto, could you do me a favor? Could you see if, you know, Dorothy like-likes me?

Aw, I knew you had a crush on her. I see you staring at her. She sees it to. And hears it, 'cause you say "honk honk" a lot.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Scarecrow Peter Ask Stupid Questions	12:00:00	12 65
	Have Peter Ask Stupid Questions	6:00:00	8 45

Finishing Part 4

Look, I don't know if things would work between you and Dorothy.

What? Why not?

Well, for starters, you could never take her out for a romantic, candle-lit dinner because of your aversion to fire.

Yeah, no one does that no more. I'm gonna text her a crotch pic with a Snapchat filter so it looks like my stuff's a puppy with a big ass tongue.

Rewards
5