Holy crap, Cleveland came to town last night and we got wasted. I don't remember anything. I have to find him and find out what the hell happened.
Where the hell did this pyramid come form? I wonder if it's got anything to do with that Egyptian Tomb I decorated at the museum last night.
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Instant
Whoa, look at that timer. That means that the pyramid's gonna open up in a week.
I don't know when Christmas is.
Rewards
50
65
Part 2[]
Maybe collecting these mysterious idols will give me the answers I crave. Just like Ricky's Cantina gives me the tacos I crave.
Ricky's Cantina: More than just a place where a bunch cops died!
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0:03:00 (Total)
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10
Hey, great! We got a whole bunch of these statues. Just the type of thing they'd love at Ricky's Cantina, where you'll always a fair offer and cash in hand.
Ricky's Cantina: It's also a pawn shop!
Rewards
50
130
Part 3[]
Maybe if I repair the museum I can solve this mystery, or at least clear my throat really loudly in one of the galleries.
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200
08:00:00
Peter! Help! I'm stuck in stinky-mud! Get me out of here and I'll tell you what's gonna happen when the pyramid opens!
Rewards
50
195
Part 4[]
If I'm gonna rescue Cleveland, I need an outfit that says "I'm frequently lost in the woods."
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12:00:00
In case I need to dazzle anyone, there is a live bird under my hat.
Rewards
50
260
Part 5[]
I can use my whip to get Cleveland out of that quicksand, but first I need to practice.
So get ready to wait several hours while I complete and action.
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1:00:00
Hey, we did it! And I can't think of a better way to reward ourselves than by heading to Ricky's Cantina or the best margaritas in town.
Ricky's Cantina: They're holding me hostage!
Rewards
50
350
Part 6[]
Now that I'm good enough with my whip, it's time to rescue Cleveland. I can already see the newspaper headline: "MAN WITH WHIP SAVES FRIEND, THEN IS HIT BY TRUCK."
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1:00:00
Alright Cleveland, you're free! Now, tell me what's gonna happen when that pyramid opens?!
I don't know. I just said that so you'd get me out of there. I'm going home to take a couch nap.
Rewards
100
65
Part 7[]
I'm so glad to be out of that quicksand. As is a popular method of celebrating in my culture, I'm gonna dance!
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0:10:00
I've got one rule in my household. If you dance, dance 'til the back of your underwear is wet. I did not break that rule.
Rewards
100
130
Part 8[]
Come on Cleveland, if we're gonna solve this pyramid mystery, we gotta do what the guys who built it would do.
You can do whatever you want, Peter. but I gotta take a bath. I got sand in my pee crack.
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24:00:00
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6:00:00
Alright! I summarized an entire race of ancient peoples with a stupid dance!
Rewards
100
195
Part 9[]
Look at all this treasure! Let's get more idols so we can hide them from Nicolas Cage.
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500
Great job collecting those idols! Your grandpa may still call you a do-nothing bum, but I know the truth.
Rewards
100
260
Part 10[]
Well, Cleveland, this pyramid curse might kill us all. I'd rather spend my last moments with you than my boring ass fmaily. I'll just text them "see ya."
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8:00:00
Cleveland, I can tell by the way you dance that you haven't cut your toenails in a very long time.
