Never Gonna Keep Me Down is a quest that's part of the Pawtucket Brewery (District) update.
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Part 1[]
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I say, Brian, this place is incredible. They've got a machine that extracts alcohol from Kiefer Sutherland and makes it safe for human consumption.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Have Brian Doggy Paddle in River
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24:00:00
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150 100
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Finishing Part 1[]
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Oh my god, you stink! Wet dog and cheap beer smells terrible.
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I also vomited on myself!
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Rewards
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750
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475
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Part 2[]
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I must say, as impressive as these machines are, I really like that there are so many buttons to push!
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And some of them have lights! Some make noises! Oh, I love it! Button pushing is like sex to a toddler.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Have Chumba Wumba Stewie Tinker with the Machinery
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8:00:00
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80 50
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Craft a Bottle Cap Bush
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Finishing Part 2[]
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Playing with those machines was so much fun!
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I accidentally turned one on that cut a guy's leg off below the knee, but he'll get a peg and it'll be cute and fine.
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Rewards
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800
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500
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Part 3[]
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Hey, what's that dog doing back here?
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Oh, him? He's my therapy dog. He dances to make me feel better. I tried to kill myself in August.
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Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
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You should be. Now get you and your short, knuckle-less fingers outta here.
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What to do:[]
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Rewards
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Have Chumba Wumba Stewie Do the Chumba Wumba Dance
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6:00:00
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65 45
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Have Brian Down a Beer
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2:00:00
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30 20
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Finishing Part 3[]
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Good job, Brian. I think your dancing fooled them.
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They live in a windowless factory. I could have told them I was skiing, they wouldn't have known the difference.
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Rewards
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750
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475
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Part 4[]
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Oh man, Stewie, I've been drinking so much beer, I feel like I could pee for hours.
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That gives me a great idea for a perpetual motion machine. Also, gross. This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
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What to do:[]
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Have Chumba Wumba Stewie Tinker with the Machinery
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8:00:00
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80 50
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Have Brian Tinkle
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30:00
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10 6
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Craft the Infinite Pee Machine
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Finishing Part 4[]
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How's the machine coming?
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Perpetual motion was hard, so I just made a fountain. I figured, worst case, I can just sell it to an Italian guy for his front lawn.
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Rewards
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750
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475
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