On Like Monkey Kong is the questline for Monkey Kong. It is part of the Quahog's Not So Silent Night Christmas event.
Required to Complete[]
Part 1[]
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Monkey Kong! Whadda you doin' here?
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I came here to kick some ass and drink some beer, and it looks like we're all out of beer!
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What about a nice, Italian wine! Nobody can-a resist a nice, Italian wine! Please-a don't kick my tooshy!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Earn Monkey Kong
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Have Monkey Kong Tap a Keg
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6:00:00
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8 1
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Finishing Part 1[]
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How come you always-a capture the princess? Why can't we find a compromise?
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We're too different to work together. I say tomato and you say tom-ah-toe.
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No! It's tomato! Tom-ah-toe is wrong! No one says it like that!
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| Rewards
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5
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Part 2[]
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So, you like stealing princesses, do you?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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Then, that means stealing a prince isn't too far off. What did you do with Prince?! Bring back Purple Rain!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Monkey Kong Play the Drums
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10:00:00
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10 1
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Have Bruce Feed the Monkeys
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10:00:00
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10 1
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Finishing Part 2[]
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I keep telling myself you're just a figment of Chris' imagination.
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You can tell yourself that all you want. It won't make the Volkswagon-sized dump I just took in your yard go away.
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| Rewards
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6
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Part 3[]
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Do you know where Chris is, Lois? I think he's hiding from me.
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Why do you think that?
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Well, for one, he stinks at hiding. I can clearly see his feet under the curtains, but it still hurts my feelings.
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Monkey Kong Climb Christmas Trees
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8:00:00
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9 1
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Have Lois Trim the Tree
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1:00:00
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1 1
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Finishing Part 3[]
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Because of you, Chris thinks all monkeys are evil.
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It must be because I forgot his birthday one year.
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Don't you threaten and scare him constantly?
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Yeah, but he knows I don't mean it. It's gotta be the birthday thing.
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| Rewards
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4
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Part 4[]
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Monkey Kong! Wanna partake in some "monkey business" with me?
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Not really.
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Damn. This is just like when I asked Mr. Ed to "horse-around." I'm sick of you animals not being fully on board with my wordplay!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Monkey Kong Lift Weights
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12:00:00
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12 2
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Have Joe Skip Leg Day
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6:00:00
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8 1
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Finishing Part 4[]
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Oh, no! Are you here to take me away to your lair and hold me captive?!
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No, I'm taking some of your much cooler classmates to my lair. I know I'm an ape, but I still got a reputation to maintain.
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| Rewards
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4
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Part 5[]
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Can you help Quahog get into the Christmas spirit?
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Sure, want me to throw kegs of eggnog at people?
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That's perfect! It will be like my Uncle Frank never died!
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What to do:[]
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What to do
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Time
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Rewards
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Have Monkey Kong Go Caroling
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16:00:00
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14 2
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Have Quagmire Go Christmas Shopping
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4:00:00
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6 1
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Finishing Part 5[]
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So, what would make your Christmas complete, Monkey Kong?
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I'd like to go to Disneyland!
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Yay! I love Disneyland!
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To capture all the Disney princesses and make them my royal slaves!
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Okay... that took a weird turn. But can I be Gaston? I'll go if I can be Gaston.
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| Rewards
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| 10
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5
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1 
