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Quagmire's Old Lady is a quest line from the Limited Event: Kingdom of the Full Moon.

Required to CompleteEdit

Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x

Part 1Edit

Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x Oh man, look at all these hot mummies.
Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x Hot mummies? What is wrong with me? I gotta go close the car door on my penis a few times.
What to do Cost Time
Icon-quagmire-update-dating-profile undefined 20:00:00
Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x My profile just says, "Not a fat dork", so I got a million replies.
Rewards
50 Icon-moon-idol 65 Icon-exp


Part 2Edit

Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x Going on a date with a 3,000-year-old mummy is especially exiting because I'm a huge "Sex in the City" fan!
What to do Cost Time
Icon-quagmire-date-older-women undefined 12:00:00
What to do Cost Time
Icon-quagmire-mix-drinks undefined 1:00:00
Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x Shoot, the date was going great until I sneezed out a very loud fart. She said it was fine, but then spent the rest of the night texting. It wasn't fine.
Rewards
100 Icon-moon-idol 130 Icon-exp


Part 3Edit

Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x I'll just find a mummy babe at The Clam. I always clean up there. Who would you pick? Me, or a bunch of guys with fat necks?
What to do Cost Time
Icon-peter-drink-at-the-clam undefined 12:00:00
What to do Cost Time
Icon-quagmire-giggity-strut undefined 2:00:00
Facespace portrait quagmire default@4x Wait a minute, is it mummies that have an incredibly high rate of chlamydia? No, it's koala bears. Okay, I'm good.
Rewards
100 Icon-moon-idol 195 Icon-exp

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