Show Me Your Tan Lines

Show Me Your Tan Lines is the main quest for the Luxury Resort: Tan Lines district.

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Part 0

Lois, guess what?! We won a free vacation to this fancy new resort, Tan Lines!

That's amazing! How did you win it?

It was a radio station giveaway! The fifteenth caller won!

I was actually the only caller since no one else listens to the radio anymore, they just gave it to me!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Open Tan Lines

Finishing Part 0

Lois, I'm so jealous that you get to go to Tan Lines!

You think you're jealous now? Wait until I clog your Instagram feed with pictures of my feet facing bodies of water.

And I already have a hilarious caption: "View from my office today." Haha! No one's ever made that joke before!

Rewards
50			25

Part 1

Brian, we're going on holiday! Tan Lines, here we come!

Oh, is your life as a baby so stressful you need to relax?

Dude, you're a dog. Neither of us deserve it, but let's just roll with it!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Brian Read Snobby Cultural Travel Guides	6:00:00	65 45
	Check A Character into the Tan Lines Resort
	Learn About Tan Lines Resort

Finishing Part 1

Did you pack the inflatable rafts, Brian?

Yup.

Great. I like to prick holes in them and watch the fat man try to blow them up until he passes out.

Rewards
50			25

Part 2

Death, what are you doing at Tan Lines? Please don't ruin my vacation!

Don't worry, I'm on vacation, too. Plus, sometimes people die on vacation. Usually it's an overweight uncle dancing too hard to "Gangnam Style."

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Peter Buy Pricey Voltage Adapters	4:00:00	50 30
	Have Lois Overpack	4:00:00	50 30
	Collect 3 Bronze Keys

Finishing Part 2

Did you pack a sun hat, Brian? You better pack a sun hat.

I'm covered in fur, Stewie. I won't burn at Tan Lines.

C'mon, wear a sun hat with me, man. Let's be terrible together!

Rewards
50			25

Part 3

Brian! What are you doing on vacation here?

Just gettting into some me time, you?

For the rippin' and the tearin'. The rippin' and the tearin'.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Peter Check out Travel Websites	8:00:00	80 50
	Unlock the Mezzanine	4:00:00

Finishing Part 3

Tan Lines is an absolute paradise! I've drank so many drinks with banana in them that I'm not gonna poop for a week!

Rewards
25			12

Part 4

Santa?! What are you doing at Tan Lines?!

I'm on vacation, Chris.

But you only work one night a year...

That's what everyone thinks! "He sees you when you're sleeping. He sees when you're awake." That's all the time, nitwit!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Fill the First Two Floors of the Tan Lines Resort
	Have Herbert Research Family-Friendly Resorts	8:00:00	80 50

Finishing Part 4

Oh hey Chris, would you mind applyin' my sunscreen?

Sure, Mr. Herbert.

And don't get freaked out at my sunspots. When you're as old as I am, most of your doctors just give up trying to help you.

Rewards
25			12

Part 5

Would you like to take a tour of the resort?

You're giving tours? Sure, where do we start?

At the beginning, silly! I'm your tour guide Jillian. I began when my dad's condom broke in my mom.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Collect From the Tan Lines Resort	24:00:00	180 120
	Place 5 Palm Trees
	Have Brian Learn Foreign Languages	1:00:00	20 12

Finishing Part 5

Thanks for the tour of Tan Lines, Jillian.

No problem, Stewie! I loved crawling around with you all day.

Yeah, about that, you do see that I can walk, right? That was weird and unnecessary.

Rewards
32			17

Part 6

Hey Dad, don't you think the little person on the island money looks kinda like Stewie?

Chris, that is offensive. I believe the politically correct term for "little person" is "munchkin."

Munchkins are people and delightful donut holes!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Collect 6 Green Stewie Bucks
	Convert a Green Buck to Blue Stewie Buck

Finishing Part 6

Hey, did you see the guy on the Tan Lines money looks just like you?

Oh, yeah? Well, you look like Sam, the pure-bred Chinese Crested hairless dog that won the Sonoma-Marin Fair World's Ugliest Dog Contest three times!

That was a knowledgable burn.

I know, I've had that in my back pocket for like, a year.

Rewards
50			25

Part 7

This is the best vacation ever! Do we have to leave so soon?

I guess I could ask the Swansons to check on the house and put a little more food in Meg's bowl.

Yay!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Place the Tiki Bar
	Unlock the Corporate Center	4:00:00

Finishing Part 7

Meg, we're back from Tan Lines!

What the hell! I went to grab my sunglasses and you guys were gone!

Rihanna was playing on the radio. When Rihanna says to "Shut Up and Drive," you listen.

Rewards
50			25