Guaranteed - Earned (if needed) every time you complete the listed action.[]
| Name | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|
|
Burger | 
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McBurgertown |
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Fireworks | 
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Surf the Bird |
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Panties | 
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Chug a Bottle of Wine |
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Tissues | 
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Nose Goblins |
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Tub of Vaseline |
|
Surf the Bird |
|
Quagmire's House |
Common - Stuff that’s easy to earn but not guaranteed every time (drops almost always, 80 to 90% of the time).[]
| Name | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|
|
Adrenaline |
|
Kick Stuff! Roadhouse! |
|
Get An Adrenaline Rush | ||
|
Antacids |
|
Overeat |
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Fret About Something | ||
|
Baby Powder |
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Shoplift |
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Balloons | 
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Read to Children |
| Carter | Celebrate Clementine Time | ||
|
Baseball Bat | 
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Play Ball |
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Butt Scratcher |
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Surf the Bird |
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Coffee |
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Nose Goblins |
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Mix Drinks | ||
|
Read Own Novel Out Loud | ||
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Coupons |
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Host Happy Hour |
|
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Pass Out Flyers | ||
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Stop 'n Shop | ||
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Dancing Shoes | 
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Grab a Beer |
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Mix Drinks | ||
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Dirty Sock | ||
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Feather | 
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Host Genital Jamboree |
|
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Play Darts | ||
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Practice Bird Calls | ||
|
Fire |
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Bake cookies to Solve Problems |
|
Fish |
|
Take a Summer Job |
| Quahog Oceanland | |||
| Lobster Shanty | |||
|
Pair of Gloves |
|
Cook Disgusting Vegetables |
|
|
Twerk It | ||
| Quahog Hospital | |||
|
Hot Dogs | ||
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Leather |
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Buy Groceries |
| Clearing Bull | |||
|
Lemon Salute | ||
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Metal Detector | 
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Scrounge for Coins |
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Mustache Comb | 
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Prepare for an Exam |
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Mustache Cream |
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Shave Facial Hair |
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Sabotage Tom's Mustache | ||
|
Oregano |
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Surf the Bird |
|
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Find a New Friend | ||
|
|
Bake Sale | ||
|
Pawtucket Ale |
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Hang Out at the Clam |
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Drink at the Clam | ||
|
Do That Scarf Trick | ||
| The Drunken Clam | |||
|
Plutonium | 
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Break Things Badly |
|
|
Jetpack to Safety | ||
|
Sparkles |
|
Fat Kid Hula Hoop |
|
|
Do A Special Dance | ||
|
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Be a Good Listener | ||
|
Bask in Popularity | ||
|
|
Report On-Scene | ||
|
Varnish |
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Enjoy Private Time |
|
|
Play Darts | ||
| Furniture Store |
Uncommon - Stuff that’s a little harder to earn (drops occasionally 60 to 80% of the time).[]
| Name | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|
|
Apron | ||
|
Bone |
|
Practice Tai-Jitsu |
|
|
Practice Surgery | ||
|
Lick Sugarcube off Peter's Butt | ||
|
Boots |
|
Stay Beautiful |
|
CD |
|
Declare His Love for Chris |
|
Martini |
|
Mix Drinks |
|
|
Wet Himself | ||
| The Drunken Clam | |||
| Founding Father | |||
|
Exotic Extract |
|
Giggity Strut |
|
|
Nervous Breakdown | ||
|
Super Jumper Man Jump | ||
|
Fabric Scraps |
|
Stub His Knee |
|
Fuzzy Slippers |
|
Have Nap Time |
|
|
Be a Peeping Tom | ||
| Herbert's House | |||
|
Glass of Wine |
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Grow His Fro |
| Founding Father | |||
|
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Make Bathtub Gin | ||
|
|
Circus Jump | ||
|
Hairspray |
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Play Mace Tag |
|
|
Freshen Up | ||
|
|
Go Shopping | ||
| Quahog Day Spa | |||
|
Handcuffs |
|
Have Nap Time |
|
|
Enjoy Carrots | ||
|
Raid Personal Weapons Stash | ||
| Police Department | |||
|
Hawaiian Shirt |
|
Stub His Knee |
|
|
Giggity Strut | ||
|
|
Host Happy Hour | ||
|
Hey Cat Key-chain |
|
Scrounge for Coins |
| PF Chinese | |||
|
Mirror |
|
Shave Facial Hair |
|
|
Use the Restroom | ||
| Stewie | Dance Like Gene Kelly | ||
|
Night Stick |
|
Raid Personal Weapons Stash |
| Police Department | |||
|
PB&J Sandwhich |
|
Shoplift |
|
Pin-Ups |
|
Beer Skeet Shooting |
|
Practice Cartwheels | ||
|
Sombrero |
|
Do the Scoot |
|
Sugar Packet |
|
Eat Sugar |
|
Sword | 
|
Taste the Rapier |
|
|
Raid Personal Weapons Stash | ||
|
Tattoo Ink |
|
Play Ball |
|
|
Flirt with Criminals | ||
|
|
Brag About His Writing | ||
|
|
Let Loose | ||
|
Toad |
|
Giggity Strut |
|
|
Retreat Cowardly | ||
|
|
Patrol the School | ||
| James Woods High | |||
|
Vicogin |
|
Break Things Badly |
|
|
Retreat Cowardly | ||
| Goldman's Pharmacy | |||
|
Windux | ||
|
Wood |
|
Fun in the Sun |
|
|
Be A Good Listener | ||
|
Start the Flash Frenzy | ||
| The Playground |
Rare - Stuff that’s even harder to earn (drops occasionally 20 to 40% of the time).[]
| Name | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|
|
Sheen | 
|
Grow his Fro |
|
Cook Disgusting Vegetables | ||
|
Bag O’Collagen | ||
|
Needle |
|
Cook Disgusting Vegetables |
|
|
Chortle | ||
|
Carrots |
|
Eat a Large Ham |
|
|
Enjoy Carrots | ||
|
Dulcet Tones |
|
Teach Piano |
|
|
Sing Shanties | ||
|
Exorbitant Hat |
|
Do Laundry |
|
|
Stay Beautiful | ||
| Awful Person Hattery | |||
|
Fancy Pants |
|
Pass Out Flyers |
|
|
Take Selfies | ||
|
|
Do That Scarf Trick | ||
| Madeleine's Boutique | |||
|
First Editions |
|
Do Peter’s Taxes |
|
|
Read to Children | ||
|
|
Read a Book | ||
| Quahog Public Library | |||
|
Flower |
|
Frolick with Jeffrey |
|
Gerbil |
|
Let the Gerbil Loose |
|
|
Extract Gerbil | ||
|
Golden Pants |
|
Dance the Shipoopi |
|
|
Play Darts | ||
|
Guns |
|
Be A Superior Athlete |
|
Do Target Practice | ||
|
Heavy Metal |
|
Ultra Shipoopi |
|
|
Investigate Source of Prank Calls | ||
|
Jewels |
|
Pillage & Plunder |
|
|
Let the Gerbil Loose | ||
|
|
Twerk It | ||
|
|
Grow His Fro | ||
|
|
Swallow Jewels | ||
| Family Jewels | |||
|
Lipstick |
|
Enjoy Private Time |
|
|
Go to Ladies' Night | ||
|
|
Freshen Up | ||
|
Clean the Town | ||
| Quahog Day Spa | |||
|
Maracas |
|
Listen to Coltrane |
|
Pair of Skechies |
|
Dance the Shipoopi |
|
|
Be a Superior Athlete | ||
|
|
Shoplift | ||
|
|
Clean the Town | ||
|
|
Blow Up a Balloon | ||
| James Woods High | |||
|
Pink Champagne |
|
Have Ladies’ Night |
|
Pleather | 
|
Be a Good Listener |
|
Twerk It | ||
|
Popsicle |
|
Have Nap Time |
|
|
Enjoy Private Time | ||
| Herbert's House | |||
|
Rope |
|
Visit Siblings |
| Herbert's House | |||
|
Ship in a Bottle |
|
Fret About Something |
|
|
Be a Peeping Tom | ||
|
|
Visit Siblings | ||
| Furniture Store | |||
| Lighthouse | |||
|
Subpoenas |
|
Resolve Marital Issues |
|
|
Scrounge for Coins | ||
|
|
Test Experimental Drugs | ||
|
Treasure Map |
|
Scarf Down Hot Dogs |
|
|
Emerge from the Shadows | ||
| Quahog Wharf |
Extra Rare - This is the Stuff that is really hard to get (drops only10-20% of the time).[]
| Name | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|
|
Blueprints | Carter | Add an Extra Penthouse Floor |
|
Eyeshadow |
|
Eye-Ripping Fun |
|
|
Freshen Up | ||
|
|
Stare Vacantly | ||
|
|
Blow Up a Balloon | ||
|
Quahog Day Spa | ||
|
Buddy Cianci Junior High | ||
|
Gift basket | ||
|
Headband |
|
Practice Tai-Jitsu |
| Video Arcade | |||
|
Poncy Hat |
|
Sing Shanties |
| Yacht Club | |||
| Lobster Shanty | |||
|
Soap |
Epic - Stuff that is extremely difficult to have drop (only maybe 5-10% of the time).[]
| Name | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|
|
Banana Peel |
|
Make a Snack |
|
Eyeball |
|
Eye-Ripping Fun |
|
|
Prepare for an Exam | ||
|
Pawtucket Silver Scroll | ||
|
Sea Shells |
|
Scrub Skidmarks |
| Lighthouse | |||
| Lobster Shanty | |||
|
Temporal Distortion | Stewie | Travel Through Time |
|
Whip | 
|
Attract New Clients |
|
|
Seek Mother's Approval | ||
| Quahog Fire Station No. 5 | |||
| Clearing Bull |
Limited Time Stuff[]
| Name | Rate | Where Found | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Greatest Little Quahog Circus (2014) | ||||
|
Cotton Candy | Common | Cotton Candy Stand | |
|
Clown Horn | Common | ||
| Clear Surly Clown | ||||
|
Pie | Common | Clown Tent | |
| Clear Grumpy Clown | ||||
| Kingdom of the Full Moon | ||||
|
Snakes | Common |
|
Photocopy Private Parts |
|
|
Flirt with Poolboy | |||
|
Exotic Snack Stall | |||
|
Pistol | Rare |
|
Tickle nose with Army Rifle |
|
Founding Father | |||
|
Adventurer's Bazaar | |||
|
Bullwhip | Rare |
|
Bake Sandy Scones |
|
Draw Adventure Comic | |||
|
Antiquities Bazaar | |||
|
Quahog Egyptian Musuem | |||
|
Canteen | Uncommon |
|
Canteen Spritzer Time |
|
|
Wash Sand out of Afro | |||
|
Inner Tube | Rare |
|
Fornicate with Giraffes |
|
|
Fat Kid Hula Hoop | |||
|
Quahog Mini-Mart | |||
|
Bathtub | Extra Rare |
|
Abuse Jacuzzi Jets |
|
Grow Rugged Beard | |||
|
|
Practice Swapping Out the Moon Idol | |||
|
|
Quahog Egyptian Musuem | |||
| Endless Summer of Kool-Aid! Event | ||||
  |
Cherry | Always | Clear Kool-Aid Man | |
  |
Pitcher | Rare |
|
Dance the Shipoopi |
|
|
Play Ball | |||
|
|
Kitten Pickin' | |||
|
|
Fat Kid Hula Hoop | |||
|
|
Buy Groceries | |||
  |
Ice Cubes | Always | Good Times Pier | |
| Kool-Aid Beach Volleyball Court | ||||