The Art of Trolling

The Art of Trolling is the questline for Troll Doll Mort. It is part of the Quahog's Not So Silent Night Christmas event.

Required to Complete

Part 0

Whatever you're doing to fix the Dream Machine is making things worse. Mort Goldman has turned into a troll doll!

Does that mean Chris wants a troll doll for Christmas? Or someone who can get him prescription drugs?

Either way, Mort's adjusting. He's already trying to get the lucky jewel on his belly insured for more than it's worth.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Troll Doll Mort Fill Up on Jewels	6:00:00	8 1

Finishing Part 0

Don't worry, Mort! You're not really a troll, this is just in Chris' dream!

Why would I worry? Do you know how cheap a troll's life is? No clothes, living in the dirt! All the perks of being a bum, without being labeled as a crazy person!

Rewards
5	3

Part 1

Can I rub the lucky stone on your belly, Mort? I'm about to take a test.

Sure, but luck won't help you if you haven't studied.

Well, I don't know how to study for a pregnancy test, so I'll take my chances with your belly-stone.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Troll Doll Mort Make a Wish	8:00:00	9 1
	Have Chris Dream of Dolls	8:00:00	9 1

Finishing Part 1

Customers at the pharmacy keep telling me I'm ugly-cute.

Congrats! People keep telling me I'm ugly-cute like a Mexican Salamander.

Go ahead, Google it. It's actually a compliment for me!

Rewards
4	2

Part 2

This is awful! Strangers keep coming up to me thinking it's okay to just put their hands on my belly.

Welcome to my world for seven seasons.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Troll Doll Mort Hide From Collectors	10:00:00	10 1
	Have Bonnie Wear a Crop Top	12:00:00	12 2

Finishing Part 2

Help! Now that I'm a troll doll, people are trying to do all kinds of weird things to me!

Is this because I chased you around trying to attach you to my keychain?

Yes, but it's the people who want to use me as a pencil topper who really scare me!

Rewards
4	2

Part 3

Mort, is it too much to ask to put some clothes on?

Do you know how expensive it is to have clothes tailored to this body? No, thanks. I'd rather just be a nude freak.

Welcome to the club!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Troll Doll Mort Have His Belly Button Appraised	4:00:00	6 1
	Have Lois Cut Hair Off Dolls	4:00:00	6 1

Finishing Part 3

Mort, will the Pats win the Superbowl this year?!

For the last time, Peter, my belly doesn't predict the future when you rub it.

Then why was it rumbling? Give me your belly-knowledge!

Rewards
5	3