The Beautiful People

The Beautiful People is a quest that's part of the Valentine's Day 2015 Event.

Required to Complete

Part 1

Peter, what did you get me for Valentine's Day?

I went to the drug store to buy you some chocolates, but bought a bunch of cough syrup for my Lil Wayne juice instead.

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What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Check Out the Valentine's Day Event

Finishing Part 1

Peter, I can't believe you didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day!

I did get you something. I got you this toe nail I ripped off while you were talking. Don't sniff it.

Rewards
								25

Part 2

Some women love me. Some women hate me. I don't listen to any of them.

"No" is just a secret word people use when they mean "yes".

Did you get me a Valentine's Day gift yet?

No! I'm sick of this sexist holiday! Why don't men get Valentine's Day gifts?!

Peter, I got you a gift.

What is it? I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Check out the Affection Meter

Finishing Part 2

I'm sorry I didn't get you a gift for Valentine's Day, Lois. Here's a cordless drill to make up for it.

That's not a gift, you got that from the garage.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're right, here's your real gift. It's a box of nails with a dead spider in it.

Rewards
								25

Part 3

Check out all the couples hooking up, Peter. It's like they can't take their hands off one another!

All this PDA is making me sick! I'm more uncomfortable than that time I watched Blue is the Warmest Colour with Meg.

I've never seen that, was it uncomfortable?

Very. There's a big lesbian sex scene and I was giving myself a strong rub over that pants.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Check out the PDA Couples
	Shoo 5 Enamored Couples

Finishing Part 3

Man, I love breaking couples up! It's like we're on that show "Cheaters" except we're not getting stabbed on a boat!

Rewards
								25

Part 4

Citizens of Quahog, I'd like to introduced you to a very special guest for the Save the Clams Sex Calendar, Mr. Arnold Shawarma!

Actually, it's Schwarzenegger. I am a very big movie star.

You are? I thought you were a meat sandwich! Who the hell am I gonna eat?

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Lois and Bonnie Have Fun in the Sun	4:00:00	125 75

Finishing Part 4

Quahog is such a wonderful place. I'd love for someone to show me around.

Me and my friend Bonnie will do it!

Fine, the bar by which I judge all of my women is Danny DeVito. You both pass. I'm in.

Rewards
								25

Part 5

I love this town. I want to make a calendar of all the sexy people, but some of these men need to get pumped up.

Like a gas station?

No! Like a man with muscles!

Gas stations sell Cheetos.

Everything you say is fat!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Quagmire Do Wiener Curls	4:00:00	20
	Have Peter Struggle Through Workout	4:00:00	20

Finishing Part 5

Only Lois got me a card?! There's gotta be more people out there that love fat, irresponsible borderline alcoholics!

My underwear's old, so the elastic's shot. Every time I did a jumping jack it fell down inside my pants.

Rewards
								25

Part 6

Doctor Hartman, working out is hard. Isn't there an easier way? Can you just vacuum the fat out of my ass?

Ah, yes, of course. The procedure you're asking for is known as "the reverse Iggy Azalea".

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Build Quahog Beautiful People's Club	8:00:00
	Create Handsome Peter	10:00

Finishing Part 6

Peter, you look great! How do you feel?

Awful.

Who cares how you feel, you look great!

Rewards
								25

Part 7

Lois, I got you some tickets for Valentine's Day!

Tickets?! Tickets to what, Peter?

The gun show!

I'd be upset with that lame line, but those pythons are givin' me a serious wettie.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Handsome Peter Boost Ego	12:00:00	25

Finishing Part 7

Peter, I'm happy you got into shape, but I feel like you've been neglecting me.

I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I no longer speak "troll person".

Rewards
								25

Part 8

Ugly people are gross. They should be put on an island, so attractive people like me don't have to look at 'em.

Peter, don't you think that's a bit vain?

Oh, you mean like these veins?! Check it out, Lois. Look how vascular I am! I'm like a ready-to-go penis!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Shoo 15 PDA Couples

Finishing Part 8

God, I'm so hot. If you're thinking of gift ideas for me, a selfie stick would be top of the list. I want to be beautiful and terrible.

Rewards
								25

Part 9

Looking good, Peter! You're feeling the burn!

That's right. Every time I pee or poo.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Handsome Peter Put on a Gun Show	12:00:00	25
	Have Quagmire Giggity Strut	2:00:00	30 20

Finishing Part 9

So, Arnold, what should a couple of beefcakes like us talk about? Protein powder? Protein bars? Protein pills?

I am all about protein cigars now.

I don't think there is protein in cigars.

There's protein where I say there is protein!

Rewards
								25

After completing part 9, Bundle of Love, a promotional quest that involves buying clams, becomes available. In addition, Clams and Muscles, a quest that leads to unlocking Arnold Schwarzenegger by purchasing him, becomes available.

Part 9

Thanks for taking the time to capture the sexier side of Quahog, Arnold.

No problem, Peter. Just remember that no matter what you do, always do your best.

Sounds good. You were pregnant once, so you have a mother's intuition.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Reach Love Level 2 or Hate Level 2 on the Affection Meter

Finishing Part 10

This may be weird, but I have, like, all the Conan action figures.

Peter, that's not weird at all.

What if I also told you they're all wearing wings made of my pubes?

Stop trying to faze me with your weirdness!

Rewards
	1