The Elephant in the Room

The Elephant in the Room is the questline for Ganesha. It is part of the Road to Bollywood event.

Required to Complete

Part 0

Ganesha, why aren't you on set?

I don't feel comfortable next to all those thin, pretty Bollywood dancers.

Have you thought about going on a diet?

Have you thought about hiring fatter dancers? That seems easier, so why don't you do that.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Get 115 Blessings from Ganesha
	Earn Ganesha
	Have Ganesha Do a Bollywood Dance	8:00:00	80 50

Finishing Part 0

You shouldn't accept these working conditions, Stewie. I'm refusing to leave my trailer until my demands are met.

I'm in. I told them my trailer needed to have puffy lavendar-scented towels and got just plain puffy towels. All I ask for is the simple Lady Gaga treatment, is that really that hard?

Yes.

I know that's why I like it!

Rewards
																														3

Part 1

Ganesha has a rider like a rock star. Where am I supposed to find meatballs filled with cocaine?

Corner of 32nd street and Hamilton. There's a tiny butcher shop there. Ask for Tony, and tell him you want the "marinara surprise."

I mean, I have no idea. That's a ridiculous demand.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ganesha Play the Drums	10:00:00	90 59
	Have Bruce Search for a Job	1 Minute	5 3

Finishing Part 1

I heard you've been requesting impossible things for your rider.

That's not true. They're all reasonable requests.

Hamilton tickets?

Fair. Even a deity like me has to meet shady characters off Craigslist for tickets to that show.

Rewards
																														3

Part 2

Brian's movie is missing common Bollywood conventions.

Like what?

Gross feet. There need to be more gross feet.

Well, sign me up! I have what they call at the gym "Banned Shower Feet."

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ganesha Applaud Loudly	4:00:00	50 30
	Have Peter Strum a Sitar	2:00:00	30 20

Finishing Part 2

This Bollywood movie Brian's making is terrible. Does he really think this will win over Padma?

Brian does crazy things to make women fall in love with him. I once saw him make a woman breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed isn't that crazy.

When your husband is Peter it is. The last breakfast in bed we had was Roman candle fried eggs.

Rewards
																														3

Part 3

Ganesha! I'm such a huge fan! You're the perfect woman.

I am? How so?

You know, I was gonna make a comment about all the things you can do with your hands and trunk but you're a deity and I'm scared a lot of people will get mad at me.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ganesha Vent About Bollywood	12:00:00	100 65
	Have Quagmire Watch a Bollywood Movie	4:00:00	50 30

Finishing Part 3

Being a celebrity is so tough. The more arms, the more autographs you have to sign...

Arrr, I know how that be!

Do you?

I used to. My leg pegs actually used to be arms too.

Rewards
																														5

Part 4

Brian is threatening to replace you with the "Water for Elephants" elephant if you don't show up to work.

For the lead? But she has zero human arms! No-armed elephants are so lame. "Raise your hand if you're a god." "Oh, I can't, no arms." Lame.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ganesha Work for Peanuts	24:00:00	150 100
	Have Bruce Eat Samosas	2:00:00	30 20

Finishing Part 4

Ganesha! I'm glad you finally came out of your trailer.

I had to. There are only so many elephant dumps a trailer toilet can take.

And that's one. One elephant dump is too many for a trailer toilet.

Rewards
																														5