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Theodore for Short is the questline for Ted "Theodore" Logan. It is part of the Quahog's Excellent Adventure event.

Required to Complete Edit

Facespace portrait tedLoganFacespace-portrait-chrisFacespace portrait jerome default@4xFacespace portrait mortgoldman default@4xFacespace portrait bruce default@4x

Part 0 Edit

Facespace portrait tedLogan I've been so busy time traveling, I haven't stopped to look around. You look like just the dude to give me a tour!
Facespace portrait clevelandbrown default@4x Sure, I'll bring a microphone and talk loudly so everyone knows you're a tourist. It'll get you robbed, which is #3 on the "Top 10 Things to Do in Quahog" list.
Theodoreforshortqeaquest0

What to do: Edit

What to do Time Rewards
Facespace portrait tedLogan Unlock Ted Logan at Musketeer Mike's

Finishing Part 0 Edit

Facespace portrait seamus default@4x Why visit Quahog when you could go anywhere in history?
Facespace portrait tedLogan You know how even stuff like the ocean gets boring after you see it enough times?
Facespace portrait seamus default@4x Nope. Knowin' me arms and legs are in there somewhere keeps me invested.
Rewards
15 Icon-exp


Part 1 Edit

Facespace-portrait-chris Can all this time traveling really get me an "A" in class?
Facespace portrait tedLogan Totally, dude! Like, bringing in historical figures is sure to get you an "A"!
Facespace-portrait-chris That's great! First thing I'm gonna do is have Gandhi run the mile for me in gym class!
Theodoreforshortqeaquest1

What to do: Edit

What to do Time Rewards
Facespace portrait tedLogan Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Run From the Past 8:00:00 80 Icon-coin 50 Icon-exp
Facespace-portrait-chris Have Chris Find a New Friend 1 Minute 5 Icon-coin 3 Icon-exp

Finishing Part 1 Edit

Facespace portrait bonnieswanson default@4x I've really been enjoying time travel, Ted. I'd love to write a positive online review about your rideshare business.
Facespace portrait tedLogan Most excellent! Please mention our phone booth is clean! The fact that it time travels is awesome, but not smelling like pee is what really sets it apart from all other phone booths.
Rewards
15 Icon-coin 20 Icon-exp


Part 2 Edit

Facespace portrait tedLogan Would you let Wyld Stallyns play at The Drunken Clam in exchange for a free time-traveling phone booth ride?
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Sure, maybe I'll go back to this morning, before I burned my tongue with that hot coffee.
Facespace portrait tedLogan That's the only place you wanna go, dude?
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Yeah, I've seen "Looper," and I'm not sure exactly what happens, but I don't want to end up killing myself. Or my old self. Or my younger self. I don't know, maybe I'll just stay put, but you guys can play here anyway.
Theodoreforshortqeaquest2

What to do: Edit

What to do Time Rewards
Facespace portrait tedLogan Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Jurassic Rock Out 6:00:00 65 Icon-coin 45 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait jerome default@4x Have Jerome Play Ball 1:00:00 20 Icon-coin 10 Icon-exp

Finishing Part 2 Edit

Mayorwestfacespace Does your band Wyld Stallyns do private gigs?
Facespace portrait tedLogan Definitely.
Mayorwestfacespace Great! Do you take bribe money I need to get rid of? Because I have a lot of bribe money I need to get rid of!
Rewards
20 Icon-coin 35 Icon-exp


Part 3 Edit

Facespace portrait mortgoldman default@4x What kinds of things should I be investing in in the future?
Facespace portrait tedLogan Guns and rations!
Facespace portrait mortgoldman default@4x I knew it. This is why I took Neil's college fund to build a bunker after Trump was elected.
Theodoreforshortqeaquest3

What to do: Edit

What to do Time Rewards
Facespace portrait tedLogan Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Make a Collect Call 4:00:00 50 Icon-coin 30 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait mortgoldman default@4x Have Mort Feeble Flail 1 Minute 5 Icon-coin 3 Icon-exp

Finishing Part 3 Edit

Facespace portrait madameclaude How much to see de past and de future?
Facespace portrait tedLogan Why would a psychic dudette need our phone booth? Can't you just read people's palms?
Facespace portrait madameclaude Because Madame Claude be a Ma-damn Fraud.
Rewards
30 Icon-coin 45 Icon-exp


Part 4 Edit

Facespace portrait bruce default@4x I can helps ya with promotions for your rides sharin' business, if you wants?
Facespace portrait tedLogan Thanks, dude! In return, I'll give you ten free time-traveling phone booth rides!
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Oooh, hows abouts ten "Melvins" instead?
Facespace portrait tedLogan Why do you want a Melvin?
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x I's was hopin' for a no-questions-asked exchange. Just give me the rides tokens.
Theodoreforshortqeaquest4

What to do: Edit

What to do Time Rewards
Facespace portrait tedLogan Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Brush his Hair 10:00:00 90 Icon-coin 59 Icon-exp
Facespace portrait bruce default@4x Have Bruce Search for a Job 1 Minute 5 Icon-coin 3 Icon-exp

Finishing Part 4 Edit

Facespace portrait clevelandbrown default@4x How's business going, Ted?
Facespace portrait tedLogan It's like, tough, man. Running a business is harder than I thought.
Facespace portrait clevelandbrown default@4x Did you think it was gonna be easy?
Facespace portrait tedLogan I just thought air guitar solved a lot more problems than it actually does.
Rewards
50 Icon-coin 65 Icon-exp

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