Theodore for Short

Theodore for Short is the questline for Ted "Theodore" Logan. It is part of the Quahog's Excellent Adventure event.

Required to Complete

Part 0

I've been so busy time traveling, I haven't stopped to look around. You look like just the dude to give me a tour!

Sure, I'll bring a microphone and talk loudly so everyone knows you're a tourist. It'll get you robbed, which is #3 on the "Top 10 Things to Do in Quahog" list.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Unlock Ted Logan at Musketeer Mike's

Finishing Part 0

Why visit Quahog when you could go anywhere in history?

You know how even stuff like the ocean gets boring after you see it enough times?

Nope. Knowin' me arms and legs are in there somewhere keeps me invested.

Rewards
			15

Part 1

Can all this time traveling really get me an "A" in class?

Totally, dude! Like, bringing in historical figures is sure to get you an "A"!

That's great! First thing I'm gonna do is have Gandhi run the mile for me in gym class!

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Run From the Past	8:00:00	80 50
	Have Chris Find a New Friend	1 Minute	5 3

Finishing Part 1

I've really been enjoying time travel, Ted. I'd love to write a positive online review about your rideshare business.

Most excellent! Please mention our phone booth is clean! The fact that it time travels is awesome, but not smelling like pee is what really sets it apart from all other phone booths.

Rewards
15			20

Part 2

Would you let Wyld Stallyns play at The Drunken Clam in exchange for a free time-traveling phone booth ride?

Sure, maybe I'll go back to this morning, before I burned my tongue with that hot coffee.

That's the only place you wanna go, dude?

Yeah, I've seen "Looper," and I'm not sure exactly what happens, but I don't want to end up killing myself. Or my old self. Or my younger self. I don't know, maybe I'll just stay put, but you guys can play here anyway.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Jurassic Rock Out	6:00:00	65 45
	Have Jerome Play Ball	1:00:00	20 10

Finishing Part 2

Does your band Wyld Stallyns do private gigs?

Definitely.

Great! Do you take bribe money I need to get rid of? Because I have a lot of bribe money I need to get rid of!

Rewards
20			35

Part 3

What kinds of things should I be investing in in the future?

Guns and rations!

I knew it. This is why I took Neil's college fund to build a bunker after Trump was elected.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Make a Collect Call	4:00:00	50 30
	Have Mort Feeble Flail	1 Minute	5 3

Finishing Part 3

How much to see de past and de future?

Why would a psychic dudette need our phone booth? Can't you just read people's palms?

Because Madame Claude be a Ma-damn Fraud.

Rewards
30			45

Part 4

I can helps ya with promotions for your rides sharin' business, if you wants?

Thanks, dude! In return, I'll give you ten free time-traveling phone booth rides!

Oooh, hows abouts ten "Melvins" instead?

Why do you want a Melvin?

I's was hopin' for a no-questions-asked exchange. Just give me the rides tokens.

What to do:

	What to do	Time	Rewards
	Have Ted "Theodore" Logan Brush his Hair	10:00:00	90 59
	Have Bruce Search for a Job	1 Minute	5 3

Finishing Part 4

How's business going, Ted?

It's like, tough, man. Running a business is harder than I thought.

Did you think it was gonna be easy?

I just thought air guitar solved a lot more problems than it actually does.

Rewards
50			65